anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
Nikon really has their shit together.
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
the internet is fucking incredible. i can keep up with current events and stay in contact with old friends at the click of a button. fascinating. i’ve been watching porn for seven hours.
13 year old kid from my school
GUYS HE FOUND ME HE FOUND ME